Echo Park Adequacies

Jonathan is the Senior Editor and Founder of Echo Park Adequacies – a smallish talking book concern that produces audio renderings of forgotten classics, inspirational tracts and old chestnuts without any particular emphasis on quality or sobriety.

Three CDs are currently in existence:

• NAUTIBITZ

The Diction Coalicktion Presents Nautibitz is ‘a loose assemblage of vocal talents and writers that have come together to read filthy things in dark rooms. Sometimes there is drinking’.

“We here at Echo Park Adequacies are pround to announce the availability of the phenomenal embarrassment, The Diction Coalicktion presents Nautibitz!

This is a talking book that highlights selections from the library of Nautibitz as read by some jokers with too much time on their hands! (‘Cept for GH – he’s getting his MBA. The traitor.)

Let me reiterate!!! This painful waste of decent digital storage media is the fruits of various other fruits! The unsurpassed Nautibitz has provided the text, and combined with the talents of the Rev. Jonny Wallet, George “Grandpa Gold Tooth” Hertzberg, Camden “Cha Cha Papa” Toy, and James “Third Nipple Festers” Leary, this collection of spoken fanfic is sure to be something you hide from your children and spouses for years to come only to have it be discovered when you’re being vetted for a Supreme Court Nomination!”

This CD was sold to raise money for The Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation of America, a “non-profit, volunteer-driven organization dedicated to finding the cure for Crohn’s Disease and ulcerative colitis.” www.ccfa.org

• ZARLAH, THE MARTIAN – SUPER MP3 DISCK

• THE CREATIVE AND YOU, OR DOPPLELGANGER!